Friends: Oh that happened to me when i was in italy! Or was it in spain? Well it sure wasn't in russia or patagonia, it was in a warmer place. Can't remember... Maybe morocco or new zeland. Or was it on mexico? Ahh geez i can't remember i've been so many places and i'm only 17 hahahaha i am so rich
Me: oh once i've been to 8 universes in a row in Nyan Cat Universe ohh that was something

notsograndr:

callmehopeless-notromantic:

d0ugieslizard:

mjolnirss:

alfuhdawg:

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IT’S THE “AGED 27 1/3” BIT THAT MAKES ME CRY WITH LAUGHTER

this kills me!

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They actually did it, too.

this is the most adorable thing i’ve seen in my life

jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

moriarty:

me blogging

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IM SO FUCKING MAD I JUST MADE THAT EXACT FUCKING FACE GOD DAMNIT 

unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

melstringer:

Happy Easter xo

melstringer:

Happy Easter xo

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

megasilly:

okay okay but hear me out: wizarding tattoos

tattoos of cats that wind around your ankles, birds that fly across your back when you move, a wand that moves when you move your own wand, a map on the back of your hand that shows your current location

the possibilities are endless

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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spookythunder:

I embarrass myself infront of myself

tsarbucks:

i’m fluent in talking shit